Rename Me! Is a humorous & witty "blend of names to amend"!
Have many good laughs and new nicknames to call all of the "Ingredients" listed below. Illustrated & in full colour.
My home language is Afrikaans (a South African language), and the better my English became over the years, the more I realized how funny some of our Afrikaans words are, if translated directly into English. Hence, the inspiration for this eBook. I've also made use of the origins / etymology of some of the English terms and blended them with the direct Afrikaans translations, to form witty short stories in the form of rhyming poems. The humour and wit herein are best suited to adult readers. Children will definitely also enjoy the "new nicknames" for some of the "Ingredients", but it will have to be explained to them by an adult.
This eBook also contains all the necessary "spiritual and emotional codes" to awaken deep, dormant memories in most people's psyche's, regarding many truths. Only read it if you're ready for big change on Earth and in yourself, haha, enjoy!
Important Notice: You will receive a download link per email, shortly after payment. * The download link contains 2 PDF documents - the one is the eBook itself and the other contains the password you will need to open the eBook. That download link will be available for 48 hours after your purchase, so please be sure to download your 2 files at your earliest convenience.
1. Intro Deviance
* Backseat Drivers
* King Cricket
* Lower than Low
* Cotton Candy
* Cubbyhole/Glove Box
* Desire Paths
* Funny Bone
* Vacuum Cleaner
PDF format: 9.6 MB
Watch the short excerpt of Hippopotamus in the video below!
The eBook is better than the video below, as I'm not a professional video creator...